Thursday, October 9, 2008

Fare Thee Well, Frosted Circus Animal Cookie

Let's review this last week:

1. The stock market has lost about 20% of its value over the past seven days. (A "crash" is defined as losing 20% or more in a single day or over a few days.)

2. The bail out bill has been signed.

3. The government is actually contemplating investing in banks (which is frankly better than buying their bad assets).

Dow 1 Week

10/3/08 - 10/9/08

With all the doom and gloom, the man on the street still isn't sure how this will affect him. Don't worry. It will. Give it some time. (Please excuse my un-gender neutral pronouns.)

Wait a second. After further developments, perhaps the hurting starts now:

4. Mother's Cookies, the makers of the Frosted Circus Animal Crackers (just to name one flavor), is bankrupt.

circusanimalx158The reason? I'm sure poor money management had a bit to do with it. But a large part of it was the increased cost of raw materials combined with the "credit freeze" / collapse of the "Commercial Paper Market."

Many, many LARGE companies rely on the Commercial Paper Market to fund their day to day operations.

As a typical company doesn't have the same amount of money coming IN to it everyday, it will not have enough to cover its expenses. So Company XYZ takes out, say, a 3 day loan for $1,000,000 (because it knows in 3 days it will have a big check coming in), which it will pay back for $1,010,000.

Who is lending this money? The big banks.

Problem is, however, that the big banks aren't lending because

a . They are scared silly. Many banks have already lost money lending in the paper market, making everyone else run for cover.

b. They are busy shoring up their capital - so as not to fail. (A common malady these days.)

c. It doesn't help that there are silent bank runs going on right now (depositors taking their money out). That makes it even harder for the bank to save money.

MothersHow unusual is this? Very - it's really never happened before. The Commercial Paper Market used to be considered the most liquid market ever. That's why the government has started to lend directly to businesses as a de facto Commercial Paper Market.

The current problem is that nobody is lending to nobody (yes, double negatives aren't no good).

If this continues, business - like Mother's Cookies - will start dying from the inability to borrow. Expenses grow higher and higher. Next stop: Bankruptcy.

This is how it affects the man on the street.

And now we have no more Frosted Circus Animal Crackers.

Or Taffy Sandwich Cookies

Taffy

Or Iced Oatmeal Cookies

Or Archway Iced Molasses Cookies (also made by Mother's)

iced molasses

Or Archway Fruit Filled Apple Oatmeal Cookies

apple oatmeal

Have I missed any other important flavors?

6 comments:

Diahan said...

I like the macaroons too...
and the regular animal crackers (unfrosted).
Forget real dinners next week, I am going to blow the entire week's food budget on cookies. There will be cookies for breakfast, cookies for lunch, and cookies for dinner!! The kids will wish cookie companies went out of business every week.

Brownie Bites said...

Honestly, the only flavor I've ever heard of is the Circu Animal cookies and maybe the Iced Oatmeal cookies. I Loooove the Circus cookies. Bankrupt? Can we eat at your house this week, Diahan?

Keliki said...

True that... and don't forget the Coconut Cocadas!!

Anonymous said...

Oh, how I've missed the educational post's from the "Stuhards" (how Phoenix says Southard).
It feels good to be back
jt

Anniemay said...

I love Mother's cookies and will greatly miss them. I adore the taffy cookies the most. The fallout from this mess is terrible.

*Jane Lee* said...

I think that this is the single most SAD post I have ever read. EVER! I'm going to go cry now. The frosted oatmeal cookies and the frosted animal cookies were my favorite. :o(